11 Things I never imagined I would so as a mum
1. Shave my legs whilst sharing a bath with two other little people.
2. Milked myself whilst drunk on a night out to release the discomfort of engorged boobs.
3. Got a free drink by having giant engorged boobs on a night out.
4. Wiped shit off a toddlers bum whilst on the phone to the bank.
5. Put on a full face of make up in the dark so I didn’t wake the co-sleeping baby.
6. Used a breastpad as a bandage for child’s bloodied knee.
7. Used a breastpad as a sanitary pad before getting a chance to go to the shop.
8. Used lanolin cream as a lip balm.
9. Walked around shopping with one boob still out my top.
10. Wiped sick off a baby with my own clothes.
11. Had to dig cat shit out of my boys hand after he went for a rummage in the cat litter tray.
It’s all glamour in my house. Anyone else have any good ones?